Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama.
You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not tell myself "no more soda's this week" and as I right the post am sipping on one. Not Me!

I did not put my child in the shower to clean his hiney after a BM because I didn't want to deal with wrestling him to be still as I changed his diaper. Nope-not me!

I did not lay in bed on Saturday night terrified because of thunder. What twenty-something lays in bed shaking over thunder?

My child certainly did not eat cheese and yogurt for dinner this past week because he refused the meal I had prepared. What mother allows that? No me!

Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


It was not the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Creatures were stirring,
Heck, maybe even a mouse.
The stockings were not hung by the chimney with care,
Because Santa surely would not stop here.
Avery was not finally sleeping,
All snug in his beds, while visions of toys
Flipped through his head.
Andrew was not working in front of the TV,
With a million part wagon propped on his knee.
Mom did not get in bed around two,
Avery did not sleep the whole night through!
It was not 7 am, when arose such a clatter
I did not spring from the bed to see what was the matter.
I did not find a smiling little boy
Ready to wake up and celebrate Christmas Joy!